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The Daily Odd

VOL. XLII • LITTLE ELSEWHERE • SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2026

Moon found in
neighbour's garden

FIG. 1 — THE MOON, SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCED.

Residents awoke to an unusually low tide and an unusually bright cabbage patch. The moon has declined to comment, but appears to be settling in nicely.